My mom is really sick, barfing an having diarhea an gagging an farting?

My mom is really sick. She is barfing an gagging an having really loud diarhea an farting an I don't no what to do, cause I have really been laughin hard. I don't want her to here me. She was like barfin up a lot of stuff earlier tonight an sometimes she wood get the like dry heaves an stuff an then she wood gag an fart at the same time! It was hilarious! A few minutes ago she was like havin diarhea in the toilet an fartin an she barfed in the waste basket! hahahahaha!!! Then she said to my dad, 'Herb, get me somethin to throw up in cause I don't want to vomit on the floor!' hahahahahah!!! I wish I could tape this cause it wood win a million dollars on Americans Funniest Videos. Now she just farted real loud and barfed again! hhahahahahahaha!!!